Scraping the barrel
Free falls
‘That’s it, he’s the one.’
‘Oh, he may not look like much at the moment but that little beauty is my ticket outta here!’
‘You mark my words, in three months time I’m gonna be bigger than Elvis.’
‘Me and ‘Barry’ here are taking a trip down the falls; then I’m gonna get our story published on that internet thingy.’
R Grayling, York - 15/8/07
Hero Worship
“Dad, is that really the barrel that you floated down the Nile in, whilst being attacked by crocodiles and shot at by the Pasha’s wild horsemen?”
“If it isn’t this one it’s a dead ringer for the actual one.”
G Wilkinson, Huddersfield - 19/8/07
Barrel of Laughs
"Bet you can't hit that barrel bobbing about there in the water 'arry. My dad sez it's one of those things that blow up. Left over from the war time yer know".Said Sam.
"Ok lets 'ave a go then Sam". Blimey, nearly got it that time. Lets 'ave another bleedin go"
Boooommmm!
"I told yer so 'arry"
T Geering, Kent 02/04/08